Teacher to girl:Why are you late?
Girl: One boy was following me sir.
Teacher: So what?
Girl : The boy was walking very slow sir!
Girlfriend to Boyfriend: The time has come when we should get married.
Boyfriend: That's OK, but who will marry us?
Santa: Banta, how is your love life?
Banta: Terrible! The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.
Newly married man to his wife, `Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?`
`Honey,` the woman replied sweetly, `I`d have married you, No Matter Who Left You a Fortune!`
Q .What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.
Jeeto : Are you sure you love me and no one else?
Santa : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday!
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say that she's no good!
Girl: One boy was following me sir.
Teacher: So what?
Girl : The boy was walking very slow sir!
Girlfriend to Boyfriend: The time has come when we should get married.
Boyfriend: That's OK, but who will marry us?
Santa: Banta, how is your love life?
Banta: Terrible! The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.
Newly married man to his wife, `Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?`
`Honey,` the woman replied sweetly, `I`d have married you, No Matter Who Left You a Fortune!`
Q .What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.
Jeeto : Are you sure you love me and no one else?
Santa : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday!
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say that she's no good!